Meet Fabuloso, the Most Refreshing Cleaning Product Ever
Do you ever think, man, I sure would like somebody to drink some cleaning products, but I don’t want to be responsible for when it happens’? Well, first of all, that’s probably not a very healthy train of thought. But also, hey look at this crazy photo of Fabuloso!!!
Yes, this is actually a cleaning product and not a refreshing energy drink. It’s like Colgate-Palmolive’s big marketing strategy here was to make something hungover people will mistake for a (fabulous-tasting) sports drink, and hope that when they get home and realize it’s floor cleaner, they’ll be too embarrassed to return it. Well played, sirs. Well played. And then when they realize they can make their apartment smell like a big jug of fruit soda without any pesky chemical stick, well that’s when the accidental consumer becomes a repeat customer.
Even if said hungover person doesn’t realize what they’ve done until it’s too late, drinking it might not kill you, since it is considered to be only a minor gastrointestinal irritant. Although, according to the Journal of the American Academy of Pediatrics, the person who drinks it might consider it a “significant event.” Uhh, yeah. Accidentally drinking a deceptively packaged bottle of floor cleaner could maybe register as a significant event on the “how far we’ve sunk” scale.